is that how they avoid loansharks?
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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I can’t tell you. It’s a sea-cret!
what, is there a codfishdentiality clause now?
But it's the cashflow that keeps them afloat.
And that’s why they have good money flow
Under my mattress, duh
Unless they're the oceangoing variety, in which case they just hide it under their sea beds.
Why do they hold onto each other whilst sleeping?
Because they don't want to lose their significant otters.
It's true. You never see one with much extra dough. Must work out; accounting for their profile. I wish I could beach it on the bank after racking up the clams
It’s seems like they have good fin-ancial advisors.