100% of the people that consume ice die.
Talk to your loved ones today about the dangers of ice.
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2023
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Are you talking about that dangerous poison, dihydrogen monoxide?
Dihydrogen monoxide is the most deadly substance known to humanity. 100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide die.
Did you know about this dangerous chemical called Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)? 100% of the people who injest it dies. This chemical is so common, it's in everyday products. It's even in our water supply! We need to ban DHMO now!
For more info: https://dhmo.org/
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Really shouldn't need this but here: /s
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Why ban it? Just stop using it for a while. The withdrawal symptoms only last 3 days. Then you don't have to worry about it anymore.
We need to go deeper...
fucking seriously, it’s not THAT much effort to even just crop out the SECOND tweet
Yes, but due to the no-clue technic OP used, we can't even see the whole meme (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
If they only tapped the picture...
Jesus, not again 🤦.
What about punching ice? Is it safe? Asking for a friend...
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