this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

In the beginning, God said, "Let there be light reps". And there were light reps. And the gains were good. So he increased the stack.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

I fucking love it when people do old English right, instead of just arbitrarily throwing "-eth" on a random number of words.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When CrossFit Jesus comes to your party, He doesn’t just bring a six pack, He brings His twelve pack. Or it could be an eighteen pack. It’s a bit hard to tell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It's like those loaves & fishes - it just keeps coming at ya!:-D

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Truly the king of kings

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Let us contemplate this on the tree of woe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

and jesus turned to his apostles and said: "TAKE THIS!", "ALL OF YOU!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

𝟏𝟐 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In this timeline jesus turned wine into protein shake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

He turned water into whey

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago