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I've been wanting to learn German for years now, specifically because "ich_iel" looked really fun.
Guess now is as good of a time as any!
I read somewhere on Lemmy that ich_iel deliberately uses wrong words four the lulz. So be careful or you’ll be learning bad grammar. Youse diggitty?
Well well well,
Brunnen Brunnen Brunnen,
So ich_iel is making jokes on translation english. Instead of translating the meaning they look for funny and/or literally translations.
Instead of translating "well, well, well" with sth that fits like (Gut gut gut) they use the water well translation.
ich_iel is peak German humor and internet culture. It's a shame that they live on forbidden lands now. Although there's hope, as the great migration has already begun
Someone wants to learn German for the good humour. Now I’ve seen everything!
SPRICH DEUTSCH
DU
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT, DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT
VOLKSWAGEN ADIDAS
Haben Sie die richtigen Dokumente für den Beitrag eingereicht?
Ihnen fehlt leider der Passierschein A38. Besorgen Sie diesen bitte und machen Sie einen neuen Termin, frühstens jedoch in 6-8 Monaten.
Germany itself is federated. Coincidence?
I wonder why the Russians aren't here. They sure like being federated too, innit?
UND KEINE EIER!
Still better than people assuming everyone's american.
Du törichter Narr! Die Deutsche Sprache ist die beste der Welt!
Als Repräsentant und Oberregierungsamtsdirektor der Bundesrepublik Deutschland musst du die fehlerfreien und notwendigen Rechtschreib- und Grammatikprüfungsnachweise nach WebMrktngO §§42 Abs. 1 Satz 3 ff. bei öffentlichen Stellungnahmen im weltweiten Netz beachten. Fordern Sie Diese im Bundesamt für Netzauftritt via Zentraldurchwahl an. Servicezeiten: Dienstag 07:00 - 09:00 Uhr.
This is also true just walking around in my hometown in Norway during the summer holidays.
Ja, OP. Wenn Lemmy untergeht, werden wir alle Deutsche.
HAMMERZEIT
Überall auf Lemmy und super aktiv auf r/Place 🌈🇩🇪🍞🐘🚒🚄🌭
Especially German dams.
Ich bin kein Berliner!
Das heißt Pfannkuchen
Ich bin Pfannkuchen Berliner!
Fahrvergnügen
Da Da Da Ich lieb dich nicht du liebst mich nicht