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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I've been wanting to learn German for years now, specifically because "ich_iel" looked really fun.

Guess now is as good of a time as any!

[–] lightsecond 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I read somewhere on Lemmy that ich_iel deliberately uses wrong words four the lulz. So be careful or you’ll be learning bad grammar. Youse diggitty?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well well well,

Brunnen Brunnen Brunnen,

So ich_iel is making jokes on translation english. Instead of translating the meaning they look for funny and/or literally translations.

Instead of translating "well, well, well" with sth that fits like (Gut gut gut) they use the water well translation.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ich_iel is peak German humor and internet culture. It's a shame that they live on forbidden lands now. Although there's hope, as the great migration has already begun

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Someone wants to learn German for the good humour. Now I’ve seen everything!

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT, DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

VOLKSWAGEN ADIDAS

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFAHRTSKAPITÄNSMÜTZENHALTERPROJEKTLEITUNGSASSISTENTIN

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haben Sie die richtigen Dokumente für den Beitrag eingereicht?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Ihnen fehlt leider der Passierschein A38. Besorgen Sie diesen bitte und machen Sie einen neuen Termin, frühstens jedoch in 6-8 Monaten.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Germany itself is federated. Coincidence?

I wonder why the Russians aren't here. They sure like being federated too, innit?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Still better than people assuming everyone's american.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Du törichter Narr! Die Deutsche Sprache ist die beste der Welt!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Als Repräsentant und Oberregierungsamtsdirektor der Bundesrepublik Deutschland musst du die fehlerfreien und notwendigen Rechtschreib- und Grammatikprüfungsnachweise nach WebMrktngO §§42 Abs. 1 Satz 3 ff. bei öffentlichen Stellungnahmen im weltweiten Netz beachten. Fordern Sie Diese im Bundesamt für Netzauftritt via Zentraldurchwahl an. Servicezeiten: Dienstag 07:00 - 09:00 Uhr.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is also true just walking around in my hometown in Norway during the summer holidays.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ich sehe hier kein Problem...

Sprich Deutsch!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Ja, OP. Wenn Lemmy untergeht, werden wir alle Deutsche.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Es ist besser für meine deutsche als duolingo

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Überall auf Lemmy und super aktiv auf r/Place 🌈🇩🇪🍞🐘🚒🚄🌭

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Especially German dams.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ich bin Pfannkuchen Berliner!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Und wo ist dabei das Problem, Ami?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fahrvergnügen

Da Da Da Ich lieb dich nicht du liebst mich nicht

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tja. Könnt schlimmer kommen. Moin!

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