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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It's a sad day when shitposters don't recognize a classic copypasta
You laugh, but remember when Apple partnered with Harmon to design these:
I’ll never forget my roommate saying “those look like strap ons”
I had these speakers when I was a kid! They actually sounded pretty good in my memory.
Yeah, they sounded pretty great. I think they still sell them.
Apparently they do still sell them or rather a newer revision.
https://www.harmankardon.com/home-audio/HKSOUNDSTICK4WHTAM.html
While I think the original design is pretty ugly It's still kinda cool. The fourth revision is just very ugly.
Maybe they look better in person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This looks like one of those automatic fleshlights
But does it make you a chess master?
...I mean, 'lol that's a buttplug' aside, bass is as much about feel as it is sound. An internal speaker - specifically one for bass - would probably be pretty wild to experience in more ways than just a wiggly butthole.
My biggest aversion to the product in question here would be that it's made by Apple. :P
To be honest, that is exactly what crossed my mind 😂. Like, fuck, I'd try it 😂.
I would say it would be a lot like the time I fell in the inner tube I was riding on the water.
Poo poo.
I laughed too loud at this and now I'm trying to not explain this to the in-laws
Hrm, maybe they would be into it, you never know...? :-P
Oh I get you - you literally don't want to find out if they are! :-D
Picturing Archer in the bathtub with Lana's parents.
iLube sold separately (4oz, $85)
Damn, he's really enjoying it, you can tell.
It’s dubstep.
So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.
You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.
Feel the bass up your ass.
I'd try it.
I’m first in line
Also cheat during chess championships!
I'm very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?
Toyota can get you 900 mile range on their new ev with a butt plug, imagine what Apple can do
https://jalopnik.com/toyota-says-this-butt-plug-will-allow-it-to-build-900-m-1850929505
Berry White is going to get really popular soon.
Link? Sauce? Link tho?
Yeah I mean, I'm not not interested
Sam, your son would like a word with you.
C'mon Apple, you cowards! Do it!
Because you know I’m all about that bass
I could see Apple getting Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann to promote this.
bAss
Ok, serious question: Would this not have been more funny wirh the text: "AirPods. Now with subwoofer."
Actually, the plug-in part makes it funnier... cuz it's butt plug.