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submitted 8 months ago by JPDev to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This has to be illegal. I mean, it's basically suicide incitement (or whatever is the phrase for it)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

die unless $keyword == "unless";

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[–] lordmauve 9 points 8 months ago

Python already has this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

i assume "ifnot" wasn't edgy enough and makes inferior noises on custom mechanical keyboards? /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

array.whomst(element => element === needle)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I shan't!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This is the !biggest comp sci innovation in !decades