Programmer Humor

This has to be illegal. I mean, it's basically suicide incitement (or whatever is the phrase for it)

die unless $keyword == "unless";

Python already has this.

i assume "ifnot" wasn't edgy enough and makes inferior noises on custom mechanical keyboards? /s

array.whomst(element => element === needle)

I shan't!

This is the !biggest comp sci innovation in !decades