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[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Did uh... Someone jizz on the sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

It's called food porn for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You’re revealing yourself as a food pleb by asking.

All the best foods come with jizz! /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

...you know someone is going to ask about that opaque liquid dripping on the bread, right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Guess I cant eat this. Nut allergies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It's nut-free cheese jizz

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Honestly curious. Been looking for a good breakfast sauce

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That's "Morning Wood" breakfast sauce

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I guess I was peckish for both!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It looks super tasty. Even with the jizz.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I agree! I didn’t think of that saucy stuff as jizz but maybe subconsciously I was hungry and thirsty when I was looking it up last night

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Doesn't sando always cut off the crust?
Not that this sandwich needs that crust cut off, it looks perfect already.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Looks like Trump’s haircut and color xD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

But you get to keep the bear!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The cum is the best part

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I tried one of these at a new Korean street food place in town. The jizz is like fucking frosting. Who the hell wants sugar on an egg sandwich? It was disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)