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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What people don't realize is that these levels are built with a barely-perceptible curve to match the shape of the Earth.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

See, this is why I post stupid shit like this. One, for the comments, and two, for info like this. Thank you kind stranger πŸ‘ ☺️.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just in case you are serious (can’t say for sure on internet) - he wasn’t.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Of course I wasn't πŸ˜‚.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A level would have to be unwieldy large before it would have to account for that. Thats completely made up.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

No, I was being completely serious with my ridiculous statement above.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah well I'm an ant, that is unweildy large for me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That's what she said

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

As Gandalf said:
"If you compare an Ant to a Level, a Human will go its whole life thinking the Earth is flat."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Has a landscape as well... nice touch.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Then why is the bubble curved and not flat.

Checkmate flerthers!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It still makes me laugh all our building's paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unless your building or infrastructure was built after they became a thing, everything else, air bubble.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My building, definitely. It's built in 1965 πŸ˜‚.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

And theodolites.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Now do it with a 15,000 mile long level.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Any spirit level is simply a measure of its tangent with centre of mass of the earth on its plane. I can use the same technique to prove a tennis ball is flat, I can prove thin air is flat….

Woahhh…. What if, everything is flat…. Duuuuude.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

TAKE THIS GLOBEHEADS

FLAT EARTHERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD ARE LAUGHING AT YOU

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Oh well, at least both sides are laughing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Okay.

Lays down another level next to it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well, that settles that I guess. Let’s argue about politics or religion instead…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

GOD, NO, PLEASE, NO, DON'T!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can you spare a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Runs away Forest Gump style

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Of course, whatever you say.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

It is an argument about religion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Turn a bowl upside-down and slap this bad boy on top of it. Boom, proof the bowl is a plate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Welp, can't argue against that. Ya finally converted me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I think this just means that they installed earth on a good angle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The world is level

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

@0x4E4F have you finally repented, or are you exhibiting your ignorance?