this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hey OP do you have a gun? I kinda wanna kill myself after reading this like wtf is wrong with people? I don’t kink shame often but I’m definitely kink shaming this

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Here's a pusless travel pussy to get you through.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, mich needed eyebleach material.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If you play Tetris as soon as you need eyebleach or a swift death then you won’t be haunted about some awful shit you read. I can’t tell you how useful it’s been to me but I know I’ve played a lot of Tetris lately and amn’t askin questions.

Update: don’t stop to explain the Tetris trick to a hapless bystander. You don’t have enough time to open the Tetris app before some key phrases get locked into long term memory.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] drbluefall 6 points 9 months ago

Unsubscribe

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Or vaginal infection

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

We all wish for such a thing. But reality is cruel...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Moments I wish I couldn't read

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Fuck nuclear bombs, we’re going straight to close-range gamma ray bursts.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please stop posting these. The fact that I have to see it again is torture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I usually don't post stuff like this, this was an experiment 😂.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And a successful experiment I'd say

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Well, it proved that normal people moved to Lemmy, the real shitposters stayed on Reddit 😂.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

We are no longer friends. 🤮

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

i really should uninstall internet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Menace to society

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just used the drill i have laying around to poke my eyes out…I will proceed to drip bleach into my eyeholes hoping it will reach the correct area of my brain to erase the memory i ever read this!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Too bad we don't have something like r/eyebleach here 😔.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Well now we know who the infection came from