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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

... which is almost the same number of times "Pump up the jam" is being sung in the 1989 one-hit wonder of the same name by Belgian duo "Technotronic".
*cue Pump Up The Jam*

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe that never got old as I watched Cunk on Earth. I had to laugh every time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I hate that song.

But that joke got better and better each time. To the point that now I don't really hate the song as much because I can just associate with that.

Also, pump up the jam is an anagram for jam up the pump.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

God dammit this one is brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh man, Diane Morgan in a Starfleet uniform is going to awaken something in me...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't it though? It's like when you combine two seemingly unrelated foods and they create something new and magical.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yep. I wanna eat her.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone please get her to do this!

[–] MajorHavoc 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like Lower Decks could make this happen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yes!

"Crew, we have with us today a ... what did you say your title was?"

"A 'Documentarian'. It's like a Historian, but the history I'm writing about is happening now, so it's not history yet. My mate Paul says it will be history in about a hundred years or something, but we're not waiting around for that because it would be boring. But I'm also speaking into a little recorder-thingy, so there's no documents either. Just speaking now instead of documenting a hundred years from now. So really it's just a Speakery-Now sort of position."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit we've got Stamets in Ten Forward?!

Guinan pour me a drink, this party is getting started!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

My guy, I'm one of the founding members! I've been here since the start and I ain't going anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Roughly three hundred and fifty years after the release of the BBC comedy, “Brush Strokes”.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

But the important question everybody's thinking but not asking: how long removed from Pump Up The Jam?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

This is a good meme.