this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

At least the doors open inside :)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that violates at least one building code.

What country was this from?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I found it under a post where people were talking about living in NYC.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s absolutely against nyc fire codes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Surely built before NYC had fire codes. In that case, do some buildings with "historical value" somehow get grandfathered in?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, at least in most cases. They get labeled as "legal non-conforming" and usually are required to become conforming in the event there is any major reconstruction done to fix a casualty event.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

My first NYC apartment wasn't this tight, but it wasn't a shit ton different either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I’ve seen buildings like this in the West Village.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Good luck, getting something like a couch in one of those apartments.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Just have to coordinate with your neighbor and open both doors!

Yeah.. it would be a nightmare. Maybe hauling stuff up to a balcony would work better.

[–] nieceandtows 7 points 10 months ago

You're not even getting grocery bags there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Dang you beat me to the comment was thinking the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

At least reverse the doors so that it's easier to put keys in the locks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You seem to apply logic in a place where logic has never been applied

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Depending on how the rooms are set up other side of the door. This maybe the best way to maximize pathing through the door. Swinging it other way round would put hinges and door in the way of moving..... You know furniture and stuff like a dresser or couch.or fridge.

This way its almost a straight shot through the door with minimal obstructions.

Also the photo looks distorted. Like fisheyed... perspective may be a bit off here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The doors aren't the same height. Is one of the doors a non-standard size?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

There's nothing "standard" about any of this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This looks like the ideal location for a traditional penis docking situation https://threewordphrase.com/mission.gif

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Pizza's late dude. $5 off!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I’m trying to figure out if it’s photoshopped or a camera trick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I imagine it's the interior of one of these

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Well played

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks like a Photoshop job though I could be wrong. The proportions and angles don't look real

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Floor doesn't look flat either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Looks like a badly warped panorama to me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Entrance to the Chocolate Factory.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!