Your moms boyfriend is a wise man you should do whatever he says
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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I approve of this post (it is very funny).
The post has been approved (it is really funny tho)
Hate to spoil the parade but this Twitter user is of a person mocking nftbros, not an actual NFTbro
yea its satire quite obviously haha
Start calling him daddy
OP's next logical move is to have an affair with the boyfriend's mother.
I wonder how all that's going. I don't care enough to check, but last I heard all the ugly monkey pictures were worth zero and the entire market had finally imploded, but these things do limp on and on, trying to turn your driver's license into some horrible new kind of shackle.
The only winners of the debacle were the two women who managed to turn the memes about them into fuck you money, and they were never seen on the blockchain again. Sometimes I wish I was actually good at capitalism, you really don't need a job if you are, money just kinda falls from the sky for you. Sigh.
It's a "grab money from naive people scheme" that allows transforming strong advertisement into money. If you have an initial supply of cash or are a big influencer in the public space, you can get money from a lot of people.
Turns out, after a while, the amount of idiots that are willing to give you their money dwindle, so the whole "market" kinda dies. Give it a bit of time and it will start pumping again.
Was he trying to rename it?
Trying to change ownership and permissions probably.
I chowned yo mama's pussy last night
Sent lovingly from termux.
Root access
He wanted to run it as administrator.
Probably unzip.
Open with
to assert dommination, right click on your mom's pussy TWO times
Pretty sure it's just money laundering.
Plot twist: boyfriend is a Bitcoin maximalist
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