this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

All I can think is that's one bad misaimed diarrhea attack away from seriously needing reupholstering.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone never saw the very real toilet seat rugs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

*you can POWER WASH those

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Not enough! 🤢

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Spot clean only.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

“Go away! ’Batin’!”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Where’s the leg rest and handle to raise them? This will go so well in my carpeted bathroom

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

This and I'd like to see a slight incline on the toilet seat towards the backrest.

Seat better be heated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I also like the contrast of how this luxurious item is in a bare concrete cell. Looks like the armrests need to be a bit higher to comfortably reach my elbows.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

wtf i love ai art now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I could see Elvis dying on this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Someone DID see Elvis dying on this. That's why it's on sale at a reduced price.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Where was this when I was preparing for my colonoscopy? I'm serious. when you prepare for your colonoscopy you will also be inventing this lazy boy recliner toilet in your mind. although the butt needs to be in line with the backrest. And legs hiked up to a "squatty potty" position. This needs to be a standard piece of furniture for all people preparing for colonoscopies. Because you will be on the toilet for HOURS and the toilet seat needs to be even more cushioned, to avoid the bruises on the backs of your legs from sitting on the toilet for hours.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This indeed belongs to "Lemmy Shitpost"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ok, but how much does it cost to keep clean?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

It's single use

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Comfy crap.

Posh poo.

Soft shit.

Dapper dump.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Absolutely not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Imagine cleaning the butt nuggets and inevitable shit smears off of leather! That's luxury!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

poopalounger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So many nooks and crannies!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah those will be fun to clean in a year or two

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Why the drawers have three different types of knobs? Oh right, shitty AI art.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago