Don't plug in a Webcam or you'll get blackmail with a video of you jacking off.
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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They'd be more likely to make money from my nudes by getting people to pay them to stop showing it to them.
Hey, a dollar is a dollar.
I get those blackmail emails and I don't use a web cam. Funny shit, I love reading them.
Just setup an OF to get ahead of them leaking it. Send them a discount code too.
Anon cannot read w/o hearing Carl’s voice
YEAH
TONIGHT!
I'm gonna be fartin' blood tonight!
NO HAND-BANANA, NO
I'm just gonna drop this bit of info here:
Adult Swim has a 24/7 stream of this show. Find it with IPTVnator :)
There's also https://www.toonamiaftermath.com/.
Not sure if this specific show is on there but it has a lot of older stuff.
It's been so long I don't even know if this is an actual quote or a spoof. But it's gold either way.
Big Gaming propanda
I work outta da home
That's not anon, that's Carl Brutananadilewski
Is this a GTA reference? I know this from something
Anon has no idea where to get his stuff. I trust the scene more than legit companies. Companies has done very shady shit before, never heard of the scene doing anything suspicious.
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Lol
WHOOOOOOOOSH
They do sadly. Not on every rip, but enough of them. It's what makes gog releases so nice.
These are not scene releases
Exactly the point.