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Otherwise, what are the hoopy froods going to do when the Vogons arrive?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I always imagine it would be hilarious if they made these 'break glass in emergency' using bullet proof glass

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Towelie approved

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Otherwise, what are the hoopy froods going to do when the Vogons arrive?

You lie down under a table and put a paper bag on your head. Duh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

No, but it gives you a sense of purpose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yes, the paper relflects vogons.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

broken glass embedded in safety towel …

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

That's for hand-to-hand combat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Couple shakes'll do the trick

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Oh no. Not again...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Why does the towel look like it has been used by an entire family?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Genius, you will be our ambassador when the Vogon's come to visit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yes, then he’ll have to listen to their poetry instead of me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

For all 2 minutes before we get blown up?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

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