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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago

Guy in orange doesn't really understand how to throw a punch, but my god can he take them.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Man I wish I fucking knew the context of this. Why did the guy come over in the first place? Where did the girl go? How did dude know instantly when he looked up at the guy while he was on his knee that he had to starch this fellow?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Dude in the orange attempted to rob them with mace. As he walks up you can see him grab something out of his pocket then put it in dudes face. Later you can see him spraying it at dude but he's standing too far away.

Cheap/spent mace for sure.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nice, thanks for the explanation. I can now fully throw my support behind the proposer and say good on him! Makes the video a lot better!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Okay this seems like it makes the most sense. Maybe he sensed the ring was worth the risk.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Proposing to orange dude's girlfriend?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Dude went from gently talking on his knees to ultraviolence in a second holy shit

You can see his rage meter max out on his face

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Looks like dude in the orange saw dude proposing and often times proposals come with a fancy expensive ring. Clearly an easy mark. As the orange guy walks up, you can see him pull mace out of his pocket which he then sprays in dudes face at a close range. However, instead of being incapacitated, proposal dude clearly has a strong paradoxical reaction to the mace and becomes the pure embodiment of rage in physical form. This proves to be problematic to the man in orange.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

This proves to be problematic to the man in orange.

Lmao that's the understatement of the year

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I was proposing to my gf, I would be mad too if I was about to be robbed during our special moment

I would probably die, though. I am not exactly built for fighting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

She'd kill you after the proposal at the exit of a parking lot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Anon try to propose with a stready bouquet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That ain't his first rodeo..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I'm 100% against even reacting to robbers but in this situation, holy shit I can feel the anger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

So this is Scott Pilgrim?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Turned up the sound expecting David Attenborough narration