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[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember, always validate your inputs.

[–] draughtcyclist 207 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Little Bobby Tables we call him.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Company SC656788 is still named ROBERT'); DROP TABLE STUDENTS; LIMITED

Beautiful! Whatever they're selling, I'm buying!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I still can’t believe that comic is 15 years old now

[–] [email protected] 154 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is awesome. We need more of this to help us fight the coming war

[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whoops, the mask slipped and we all saw the bot behind it.

[–] [email protected] 156 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mask slipped? The bot saw a person speak code and was like l, rips off mask Comrade!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then they were best friends. <3

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] aliyss 3 points 1 year ago

I think there's a second mask. Who sends oops wrong person in the same text message?

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago

Thought that seemed really cute. Nice way to try to break through social anxiety.

Then I saw that it started as a wrong number message. Then I realised…

Damn scam bots!

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

Modern version of this will be ChatGPT jailbreak messages

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

In the future, bots are going to get so annoyed with people pretending to be bots when they just want to talk to other bots!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (5 children)

why bother with the variations?

think they're hoping to knock the same victim more than once?

messed up

[–] Deebster 86 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's an attempt to evade automated systems that check for spam.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably a basic way to evade spam detection. If you start sending the exact same message to 500 people, most chat services will shut that shit down in an instant. But if you send unique messages, it makes you look more like a real person, and the chat system may let it slide.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's bad is that modern spam detection can employ semantic algorithms so it would still catch all of them as the I'm as message. The use of synonyms in the optionals is a huge vulnerability in the scam.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, it does not appear to be a terribly sophisticated system to begin with...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

So that their fixed script isn't so predictable that we can just nuke them by looking for identical conversations.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Could be to match the style of the target, to try and make the conversation feel more natural for them.

[–] Lmaydev 5 points 1 year ago

I would say more likely to get around bot protection.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How does this exploit work? I understand that inputs were not sanitized, but what did the injected code do?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My guess would be the response text is passed through a rudimentary templating engine that looks for { and }. Somehow it must be processing the whole chat history. The templater fails at the unexpected braces in the code block and then just gives up (probably a try-catch ignores the error and sends the message anyway).

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

So the attack would just be a } then?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't think the code is doing anything, it looks like it might be the brackets.

That effectively the spam script has like a greedy template matcher that is trying to template the user message with the brackets and either (a) chokes on an exception so that the rest is spit out with no templating processor, or (b) completes so that it doesn't apply templating to the other side of the conversation.

So { a :'b'} might work instead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This is the best thing ive seen this week!