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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One of the best life tips I've ever gotten was from some random stranger as I desperately struggled with one of these things: Most times if you slide one edge up and one edge down it pops right open even with super dry skin. Not sure why this works when sliding the halves sideways does not but it dies!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Moses parted the sea faster than I separate the bag at the store

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You just rub both ends at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That's what I tell her...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's nothing, go buy a roll of dog poop bags...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Those bags are almost useless, just throw the vegetables directly in your grocery bag at checkout. It's nice to take one to isolate chicken from the rest, or to put on your bike seat for rainy days, but definitely not useful for veggies.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I find its easy to open up the bag while its still attached to the roll its like having more hands. I’ll definitely try crumpling the bag next time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

This was me today. I just wanted some apples dammit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

after working at a supermarket you can open one in like 1s 🙏 skill issue

[–] the_artic_one 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

All grocery stores actually sell a product that can help you with this, it's called "hand lotion".

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Like your uncle said back in the day: blow it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

How have I become a dad? I don't even have a girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I had filled one bag. Then tried to fill the othet with air to open it up, when the filled one broke and everything went out the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Man, this stuff is so embarrassing. There have been so many times, I've skipped on buying fruits just because I couldn't open the bag and my anxiety engaged into overdrive

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