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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I smell a robot! Prove, prove, prove! Prove to me you’re not a robot! Look at these curvy letters. Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could ever read these. You look mortal, if ye be. You look and you type what you think you see! Is it an E or is it a 3? That’s up to ye. The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test! I’ve devised a question no robot could ever answer. Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Enlightenment is so easy to attain nowadays

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Captchas are training skynet right now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You mean are literally being used to train skynet right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Robots can just outsource CAPTCHA solving to humans from poor countries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's what causes the Matrix instead. The machines need us to solve the Captchas.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Choose the stop lights, hmm I guess... okay bike, busses, stairs. Incorrect! You are a robot do it again! No! You are wrong thats square with 0.15% of a wheel is obviously part of a bus!!!

God I hate those.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: Google uses your answers to train their AI.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damn that's so true seems this Buddha guy has it figured out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What the fuck is a traffic light, budda?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The other day I was talking on the phone with a friend and I said out loud, “how many damn polar bears do I need to click to get into your fucking store”, and he knew exactly what I meant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One time I failed one of these like 5 times in a row. I was so infuriated. Maybe I really am a robot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's going to get worse. AIs are getting better at solving these than we are. There are plug-ins that will do it for you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is brilliant. But who invented it should be punished listening to Schlager music for the rest of his life 24/7.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Damn it, only robots don't understand that apparently. You've given away the secret. Our species is now doomed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I would pick the square under the first one just because that sliver. And they would still get it wrong.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Oh 🤦 🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"I think I selected traffic lights, therefore I am" Descarte

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What is the plan once the AI gets good enough to ID buses? When you think about it they're undermining their own captcha.