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[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago (1 children)

why did she put a balloon underneath her dress?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Because she's a silly Billie that's known to pull such pranks.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (5 children)

how is babby formed

how girl get pragnent

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

am I gregnant

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If a women has starch masks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

When a man and a woman love each other very much then....

Well everyone stops at 'then' so I guess, the baby just appears then.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

On average, humans have one testicle.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Less than that. There are more women than men and some men have less than 2.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know, but it sounds better for the joke 😇

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mentioned it because I say "The average person has less than 1 testicle."... Also The average person has less than 2 legs... 2 arms... 2 breasts... etc. One of my favorite eye rolling stupid joke.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

What about people who have had limbs amputated?

Do teeth count as part of the skeleton? If you've lost teeth do you only have 99% of a skeleton left?

According to this, bones don't start forming until the sixth or seventh week of gestation, so does the fetus technically not have a skeleton before then?

So many questions

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

For the sake of this exercise we'll consider skeletons rounded to whole integers. And air resistance may be ignored.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Assume a spherical skeleton...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Just goes to show how your prejudices affect your judgement without you realising. I just assumed everyone's skeleton was a perfect sphere one unit in diameter and mass, at rest, on a perfectly level, frictionless, infinite plane and in a vacuum. Like mine.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'd argue you still have one skeleton if you lose limbs or teeth.

Amount of skeletons is an integer representing the anount of bone structures holding and protecting human body (or whatever's left of it).

The real question is, how much of which parts of skeleton can we lose with it still being skeleton instead of a set of bones?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Skeleton of thesus?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Everyone else is failing to count the number of babies (140 million per year) nearly all of whom have 100% complete skeletons and set that against the number of amputations of perhaps a few percentage points across a much smaller number of people annually ("more than 1 million annually").

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I’d argue teeth aren’t skeleton because they’re not made of the same substance as bone - the outside is enamel and dentin whereas bones are collagen, protein and minerals (mostly calcium). Kinda like how hair and nails don’t count because they’re made of keratin.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

this is bigoted propaganda against bonelessness

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Ivar is INCENSED!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The average amount of testicles in a body is less than 1

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it also be greater than 1 for the same reason as OP? I think there are probably more babies in mothers than people missing testes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

but mothers don't have testicles

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Not their own, no, but the average number of testicles in a mother's body is greater than 0.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But they have the testicles of their soon to be born sons.

I would say whether it's greater than 1 or lesser than 1 is inconclusive without accurate data .

You would need to find out whether amount of men with removed testicles is greater than amount of women pregnant with a boy (after the average week when testicles appear). Also men to women ratio in global population needs to be accounted for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That's easy. The number of men missing testicles is not 50%

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I don't believe that is true. It might surprise you how often testicles are eaten.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Aren't babies cartilaginous at birth? Guess it's still a skeleton as it is a structural frame, even if it's not made out of bones yet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Chances of getting Boneitis increases with every birth.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

It's scary enough that we have one skeleton inside and now I have to worry about the potential for two of them?! How am I supposed to sleep

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Me eating small birds and stuff 🤷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You don't pick out the bones first?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Crunch Crunch Crunch sorry what did you say?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

This reads different if you miss that it's not a to level comment.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That is clearly a ball of some sort, possible fairly heavy as she uses two hands to hold it in place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Totally explains all the skulls and rib cages in MK3.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

https://www.historydefined.net/sanju-bhagat/

Proof that men can have babies (and adults) inside of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The article says the doctor was able to shake hands with the twin but didn’t confirm wether the twin was able to be saved or not?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Saw a documentary a long time ago. He died within a couple days.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Dennis Prager logic

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