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submitted 11 months ago by hypnotic_nerd to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else getting that corporate "forced meme" vibe from this?

[–] hypnotic_nerd 12 points 11 months ago

I didn't, but now I do 🙌

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I committed it, but I didn't push

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And now Bob next door pushes his shit first and you have an extra hour fixing conflicts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Fucking Stephen did that the other week. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BIFURCATE THAT CONFIG FILE, STEPHEN.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Man fuck that, if I'm in a coma work can suck my dick

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

probably having some sick ass dreams and not having to work

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

..dreaming of all tests passing

[–] erayerdin 3 points 11 months ago

This is the guy who has 10 years experience on a 1 year old framework.