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I was thinking "Howdy tooth man" and a little tooth wearing a cowboy hat or the word "No" for a more literal meaning to the idiom "Read my lips"


To be clear I'm not actually going to get a tattoo on the inside of my lip this is just a shower thought.

Attached is my best attempt at AI generating an image of a cartoon tooth wearing a cowboy hat.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

ʞool noʎ ǝpɐɯ

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

This lip intentionally left blank

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Check other lip

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

You're not supposed to see this, get me medical help.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

"yes, it really hurt"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

β€œMade in China”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

If you can read this you're too close

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How much would it take for you to get one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think it would depend a lot on what it was

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Surely it'd have to be a little goatee...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

A nurse at work had β€œCA$H MONEY” tattooed inside her lip. Sounded like the result of a drunken dare/bet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

NO CHICKS OR DICKS, ONLY TRIX

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know a guy that has: Jagermeister

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Shame he forgot the umlaut

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna say he probably got it, but this was in the 90's, so even if he did, I'm sure it isn't visible anymore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I bet he regrets that umlaut.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

nΓΆ rΓ€grΓ«ts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 5 points 9 months ago

It's a lip

It's a lip

It's a lip lip lip

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

YOU SHOULD GET TESTED.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

"I'm an idiot".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

This comment was based on the movie Precious, based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm wondering how bad it would hurt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

CPR instructions.