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[–] [email protected] 94 points 11 months ago (3 children)

She needs to watch French movies where they always have a baguette sticking out of their grocery bag.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's always a baguette and some celery

[–] kogasa 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

shes leekin, baguette

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Leafy carrot

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This bagette doesn't look lovely nor fresh

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (13 children)

If it's in that kind of bag (with little holes in it), it was definitely freshly baked that day. That kind of bag is designed to keep the bread crispy, but it can only be used on the day it was baked, or the bread will become hard as rock the next day. If a loaf is going to be kept and sold the next day, it has to be rebagged into a solid plastc bag to keep it fresh. "Lovely" is subjective. It's a grocery store baguette.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So? Do you usually eat the baguette as a whole, deepthroating the thing or what?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How else do I prepare for my sword swallowing competition

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Does smoosh the shit out of about 20% of the loaf. Definitely a bummer.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 11 months ago (1 children)

+1 point for bending it half

+10 points if she used her knee

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

+20 if she blew smoke in your face and told you to get out

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I'm sorry the title joke was stolen from beard_necessities_of_life on insta. Hbomberguy video has me scared of plagiarism

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

You've done it now. I can't wait for the 7 hour exposé on your crimes

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So? It's not like you're gonna get banned here, lol 😂.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who knows? That hbomberguy is relentless.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure the baguette still works.

Personally, I tend to eat half by the time I get to the car, so I would consider this good customer service.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (9 children)

I think I'm too european to understand this meme

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Plastic wrapped baguette??

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (18 children)

That's weird as well, but what I meant is in Europe you pack your groceries yourself

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This OP picture is from somewhere in Europe. "Till" is the English word, while Americans would say something like cash register or check out counter. And SPAR is a European chain of grocery stores

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Oddly enough, most American supermarkets put every baguette they bake that day (if they bake it that day) in plastic bags. Although in this case, I believe they mean that they broke the baguette in the plastic bag in half so it would fit in the bag with the rest of the groceries.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (19 children)

Never understood (or experienced) having my purchases bagged for me when I do groceries

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (9 children)

From the grocery store's perspective, at least in the US, it keeps the checkout lines moving way faster when some kid who is trained to bag groceries does it, rather than waiting for the customer to figure out how to pack it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All grocery stores where I live have this device consisting of swivelling plank separating the packing area into two. If someone is slow at bagging the clerk will simply move the plank and all groceries go into the second half where the second person can bag them. It gives the first person time to bag and the next customer again has their groceries place in the first half.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

You say this, but it never seems to be an issue here. Its a cultural thing i guess but people seem to manage without

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

unbroken baguettes are a privilege of those who use reusable bags and bag their own groceries

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Step 1) Establish dominance with the customer

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

First world problems. I wouldn't give a shit because I am cutting that thing up anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My first thought when I saw this post was, "That's not a baguette, that's french bread." I never connected that the gigantic long bread at the store with the stale dry crust that they label as "french bread" is supposed to be a baguette, which is French. Like they are too ashamed to actually call it a baguette because it kind of sucks but that's definitely what it's supposed to be.

Is french bread a regional thing in the US?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, how else are you gonna make the sandwich anyway?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Wait...you mean you're telling me you don't deepthroat your entire baguette in one bite???

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

So there are people out there that don't unhinge their jaw to eat an entire sub, olive-on-a-toothpick included?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

As a french baguette amateur I can confirm this is how you pack a traditional industrial baguette.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Life pro tip, never eat the middle part of a baguette in France

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Were you gonna expand on that?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't know, in a world where people will pay for a jar of some egirls bath water, I'm willing to bet that someone would pay extra for a nibble on some moist armpit baguette.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Where I come from they'd tie her limbs to 3 horses and have the horses run away from each other.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Which horse gets two limbs?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That is such an ableist comment omg

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This lady sounds mad. I'd be impressed at how real that cashier is keeping it.

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