Remember, you can win over 10000% but only lose up to 100% ♥️
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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And if it gets to 100% loses, you can always borrow some more. It has to go back up eventually, it's statistics.
You won't know how dangerous drunk driving is until you give it a go. Hell, you might even have some fun along the way.
It's not the drunk drivers that are the issue, it's the drunk crashers! They give us a bad rep
And all those assholes that can't text and drive straight! Because of them, I "get a big fat ticket" when I write a novel on mine at 140kph.
Can some explain all the pro gambling propaganda I’m seeing lately? Asking for a friend
It's just a common trend in shitposts to give terrible advice (like gambling) wrapped up like a meme. There are a lot of gambling ones.
Gambling is healthy and a great way to make money.
As long as you keep your ROI higher than the interest on your bank account, it's all good
It's just a joke
No, we’re not joking.
Gamble to get to your well deserved riches.
It might be due to Kick becoming big and making tons of money by promoting gambling.
I woke up so it can't be
Look, luck is on a need-to-know basis. I don't need to know, I don't need to gamble.
You miss all the shots you don't take, keep rolling.
Oh, I know... I'll probably win a broken toaster in the mall lottery on the luckiest day of my life.
But you can lose it you play!
The secret is to gamble with other people's money...
Ooooooooh like a bank!
Or a stock market! Or a 401k investment manager, or...
I get up every morning, that's enough of a gamble to me
Gamblor? Is that you?