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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Technically a house can have arms... A Coat of Arms.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

that's just a coat, unless a coat can be an arm

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s not “coat = arm,” it’s “coat OF arms,” and I could totally some psychopath making a coat out of other people’s arms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Me: Do you want to see my coat of arms?

My friend: Oh, you're into heraldry?

Me, pulling a coat made out of human arms from my closet: What's heraldry?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Ffs it's only a Coat if Arms if it's from the arms region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling jacket

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Excuse me, what's the "soup du jour?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I’m sorry but I ordered soup du jour last time I was here and this isn’t it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Sorry, but the chef got more strict about not making too many of those. Our days are numbered now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Why are the stupidest jokes the funniest to me

I might have an issue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It was probably made by this: hell house

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

If I saw that thing making soup for me, I'd run away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Think I saw this mini On critical role

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

"He lives in that piece of paper!?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

So your telling me you made this soup inside Dave

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's a typo, was supposed to say homie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Clearly a smart home

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Do you think people with arms never eat soup?