this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's missing a emoji so I know how to react tho

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Beautiful. Now put that annoying-ass AI voice over it and post it on TikTok.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

With the oh no song playing in the background

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This! Post! Wants people! Not to commit murder!

i hate that voice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

▶ 0:00 🔘────── 0:11

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

you a boss frfr ong 🫡

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Good job. Now it looks like a youtube preview image. Just the silly head in one of the top corners for real reaction emotions is missing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

0/10 not enough minions.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.

So 301 would be a fun world record attempt

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Proven is 193. It's not what you know, it's what you can prove in court.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I killed 194, but they all went to another school.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Username checks out ......

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Your honor, I would to present evidence that I have in fact killed 301 people not 133 like the prosecutors seem to claim"

"You are aware this will only worse your case right?"

"I'm trying to beat a record here ok?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There is a number between 1 and probably 20 where the punishment for the number of people you kill doesn't really make a difference.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As seen by drunk drivers that wipe out entire families. How many get 10 or 20 years vs some rando who gets life for killing their crazy spouse?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, like 301 consequite life sentences... like... they can trial you for the rest, but what's the point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They can prolong their suffering by dismantling them piece by piece while keeping them alive or something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Must've gotten 6 stars

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It probably was there at some point. Here's an edit page where someone undid the edit adding "You can help expanding this list by killing people!" (Poor grammar copied as is)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/1135793049

If you looked far back enough, you could probably find the phrase in the picture.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They asked nicely, so you can't kill people.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Murderers have been cancelled

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Stupid woke anti-murder cancel culture. In my day, we got murdered 3 times a week uphill both ways, and we were grateful!

[–] GarytheSnail 9 points 1 year ago

You can expand the list legally by discovering more serial killers.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is wrong with you Carl?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Sorry but I gotta get on the leaderboard