Yeah if I could look like Legolas forever I might do that. As it stands I'm headed in the direction of depressed middle aged father but less handsome so idk
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I feel like Jack Black from School of Rock. Except I can't play guitar.
Can you funny?
I can funny. I can sing. I can skibitty-doo-bop-doo-bop. And am fat.
Beautiful.
Fact that the Line Cook example isn't Pere Davidson is a crime and severe inaccuracy, that man looks like he's still waiting for puberty and can Line Cook Energy his way into dating basically any chick he puts the moves on.
That or he just does literally any amount of oral since that's apparently a complete rarity woth famous dudes.
Can someone identity everyone in this pic? I only recognize two people.
- Elf: Legolas
- Dad: Pedro Pascal
- Elf Dad: Henry Cavill
- Elf cook: Eddie from Stranger Things
No idea about the others.
Jack Black and Markiplier
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I did have to become a "muscle hunk", actually.
The people only focusing on muscle hunks and ignoring Jack Black and Markiplier. I think I owe @gmtom an apology...
Yeah, you just need to be born with the right genetics, be charismatic, and have media empires pushing you as a heartthrob in tv/movies/social media, and you too can be desired by women. Totally not out of the realm of possibility for most men. This just takes the idea that men have to be muscle-bound hunks to "get women" and puts it further outside the realm of possibility by replacing it with "Hollywood" hearththrobs. At least being a musclebound hunk is semi-possible if I dedicated my life to working out and bulking up 8+ hours a day. I doubt there's anything I can do to achieve Pedro Pascal's level of fame in my lifetime.