What crime? Looks like a perfectly good pizza to me.
Pizza Crimes
Pizza recipes that are basically threats to civilization
At the very worst it looks like exactly what was ordered. Nothing wrong with that
Both sad and beautiful.
The cake is a nice touch.
As an olive aficionado, that olive-laden pie is the beautiful part.
Is that a side of more olives on the left? Kudos, they really did all they could without getting fired
That’s so many olives! It’s such a nice feeling to make someone smile. I hope you didn’t get written up.
Edit: the photos definitely not a restaurant 🤦♂️. I’m sorry you’re going through some tough days OP. Olives are best; enjoy your hundred tiny tires/slice.
Why do you think it’s not from a restaurant?
All the stuff around the edges looks much more domestic than any pizza kitchen I’ve worked in.
Edit: I misunderstood your question, excuse me. I think this pizza is from a restaurant, but I initially was speaking to the restaurant employee that I thought took the picture. Looking more closely it’s obviously OP’s dining room and not a commercial kitchen, so I made an edit to speak to the person that ordered the pizza instead of the makers.
The real crime is that it costs $30.