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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The 10th tank is behind you

Nothing personal, kid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Basic russian artillery mafs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Another tank in bottom middle pic

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Abrams, Challenger, T90

1.) Put the Abrams on top of the T90.

2.) Challenger plays turret toss

3.) Behold the glory of my Orbital Abrams Battlestation

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

I'll take any 3 that haven't had their specs posted to the War Thunder forums, and then just visit the War Thunder forums for the specs on the other 7 to have the advantage.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sturmtiger…what are you doing here?

“I have big bomb.”

Their rounds will go right-

“Big BIG bomb baby.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Which one is the fastest? I'll pick that one and then have it just carry me away from the rest of them. The other two can stay behind to slow them down even more.

Once I'm out of sight, I'll dismount the tank that's carrying me and run off to hide in a culvert somewhere. Or flag a taxi, depending where I am.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Oh, of course. Silly me.

Da red wunz go fasta.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I’m not picking any. They’ll all break down the second they run over the hundreds of Newspapers I haven’t picked up on my lawn

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All I need is the Abrams. Send the other 8, just make sure to write the address of where I should send the remains.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Behold the mighty Sturmtiger! Any Last words before getting obliterated with your beloved Abrams by your side?

Sturmtiger completly misses you and breaks down trying to retreat to start it's very Long reload process

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

all i need is chunky boi in the middle and i'm happy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You are a good person

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I find the lack of Bob Semple tank disappointing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The Bob Semple was the real reason Japan was willing to surrender.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

No A5 Stuart? This clearly isn't a serious question.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Theyre all the same, just different angles

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

3 Challengers thank you.

Either I live or something gets a historic kill on a Challenger.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Give me some Panzerfausts and urban environment!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Merkavas have a troop compartment 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

where strv103

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I want that self-propelled mortar in the very center. Looks like a KV-2 but more. Serious DERP energy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure thats a Sturmtiger, which if fired 380mm rocket propelled mortars. Which is completely batshit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Hey! No TOG? Nope. I'm out. Stupid game.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

For unrelated reasons, what are the 3 least recommended tanks?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

They all look alike to me. Have I wasted my life?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The tenth one is the one you don't see coming.