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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If Dick Cheney dies this week I will give organized religion a reconsideration.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jimmy Carter: FUCK IT WE RIDE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Sadly he was hanging on for his wife, so

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

We're gonna wait a long time for that dick Cheney. Heard he has no pulse after that heart surgery. Basically makes him a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Fucker died on my birthday. It’s a pretty good gift.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yes we need you to beat the bastards, there's plenty!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Lee 🍉 Carter, @carterforva

Listen, if you were only hanging on so you could outlive Henry Kissinger...

Dick Cheney is still out there. You gotta keep living.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Someone should shoot him in the face with a shotgun and make him apologize for it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Not including the big fish, I think we all have that one person we should all be living to try and outlive.