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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie then so is Die Hard 2. Yet the sequel never gets brought into this debate by either side ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I still cannot believe that the full title for the home release of that movie was Die Hard 2: Die Harder.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's what made the late 80s/early 90s cool. Nothing had to make sense, it just had to sound cool to 7 year old kids, and executives coked out of their gourds - combining to make the unlikeliest demographic.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Memphis Design was also popular in the 80s-90s, and is sometimes described as Bauhaus meets Fisher-Price. I wonder if there's any coincidence there.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What would you have called it? Die Less Hard?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

'Die harder too, also.'

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No. Probably something that sounds even sillier tbh, like "Die Hard 2: the harder they fall the harder they die"

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

To Those About to Die Hard, We Salute You

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's something you keep for #3.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Die Hard 2 is great, and it has O'Brien in it! (Oh wait, I'm not in Risa right now)

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I honestly never watched Die Hard, but a movie that seems to be about suffering with O'Brien, well it's a match

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Full disclosure, he has a very small part as a pilot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I think you mean an chief transporter

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

You kidding me? Lemmy is Risa now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What Christmas movie comes out July 15?

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

It's brilliant. There's no competition in July.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just in time for Christmas in July.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

"Yeah, you know something... Vermont should be beautiful that time of year, with all that snow."

-White Christmas

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I am sure you can check the ol' Hallmark Channel lineup

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

First or Second council of Nicea?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

They were in agreement

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

If only clemenceau had accepted the Turkish proposal to codify its Christmas movie status in the 1919 Paris agreement, could have prevented a lot of violence smh

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Hardware (1990) is also a Christmas movie, as it takes place on Christmas eve https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV-qegEKMQw

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

just bag the Twinkies

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

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Matthew Black, @MatthwBlack

The thing is, Die Hard wasn't a Christmas movie originally. The script was changed by Constantine in 336 to align it with the Sol Invictus festival.

The Messianic Secret, @Messianic...

IT WAS DECLARED A CHRISTMAS MOVIE AT THE COUNCIL OF NICEA I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO GET ANGRY ABOUT THIS

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In Monday's USA Today, they list "Die Hard" as an "essential Christmas movie," while describing the shoot out at a christmas tree lot. Yep nothing says Yuletide cheer like watching blood spattered gun battles on TV. I'm very old so my ideas are out of date but I enjoy the quieter classics like "A Charlie Brown Christmas" and even "Magoo's Christmas Carol" (which is surprisingly faithful to Dicken's actual story).

I like feeling up and happy and in a good mood, though - so I guess I'm an outlier, a holdover from another age.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like feeling up and happy and in a good mood, though - so I guess I'm an outlier, a holdover from another age.

"Relic from the previous century," that's what I like to call myself.

Note: The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) is quite good. It has a solid performance by Michael Caine, who carries on as though it's an all-human cast.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes that's another good one. I am also a relic from the previous century! I was around when "A Charlie Brown Christmas" and "The Grinch who Stole Christmas" first premiered on network television.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, you were just a bit before my time. I'm a Gen Xer and grew up watching A Christmas Story when it first aired on tv, which I think is another great example of a happy holiday movie. I can't believe I mentioned The Muppet Christmas Carol before it, hah. Yeah, I liked A Christmas Story when I was a kid, but I love it now that I'm older and get the more adult references. My wife and I keep it in the regular Christmas viewing rotation along with A Charlie Brown Christmas, which in my opinion are perfect when you want to feel the ol' winter warm & fuzzies. They're so comforting in a way.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I was lot bit before your time. I remember working as a projectionist for the University of Utah (a part time gig) and showing "A Christmas Story" for one of my film classes - the first time I ever saw it, and I really enjoyed it. I think anything can really be considered a Christmas movie if it is something you watch each year and enjoy. I still am amazed by the quality of the music in "Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol," a movie I rewatch every year, and just recently got to purchase the sheet music (which only came out a few years ago).

[โ€“] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[off topic]

The Long Kiss Goodnight is a Christmas movie and is superior to Die Hard.

https://youtu.be/oDuma1M09B0

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I'll with you that it's a Christmas movie, but better than Die Hard? No way Josรฉ