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Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car (au.sports.yahoo.com)

submitted 1 year ago by flumph to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Once you've crapped, don't keep it trapped!

Once you've gone, windows must yawn!

Once you poop, you just can't stoop(any lower).

Once you've spout, chuck it out!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I bet I can guess this man's politics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda brilliant. Sometimes it's hard for me to not pee while I poop so it seems risky.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He inserted his hose into a Gatorade bottle.

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