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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (4 children)

But what if you don't trust yourself?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You don't have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it's malware it wouldn't run if you wrote it without realizing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it

[–] odium 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You don't have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won't ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm so bad at coding that I could accidentally create state-of-the-art malware and infect my device.

https://files.catbox.moe/aqpr1c.jpg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

just a tip: i believe you can embed images using ![Alt text](https://image.url)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I actually don't trust myself enough to code but I do it anyways

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I sure as shit don't trust me. LOL

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago