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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

My 16 day old son has shown me how weirdly babies tun into middle aged men when you sit them up and their head sinks towards the shoulders. This young fellow there is another example of that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I've seen the same thing in our 2 month old daughter. Spot on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And once they starting learning to walk they become little drunks reeling around the property

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

This is a young miles o’brien

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine,

Gets me my drinks for free.

But he's quick with a joke or a light of your smoke,

But there's somewhere that he'd rather be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me,"

As a smile ran away from his face.

"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star,

If I could get out of this place."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If chief o'brian had a baby with chief o'brian

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That's clearly the love child of Champ Kind and Todd Packer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

What you don't know is he is already 6 pints in. If it wasn't for the back to his chair he would be on the floor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Bro looks like that "man" roblox face

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That ain't no baby. That is a leprecaun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

He's making me think of David Koechner in Anchorman

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Looks like he is about to be a transporter technician on the enterprise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This is baby John C Reilly and you can't convince me otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

4 months or 40?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Matt Lucas, I presume?