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[–] [email protected] 81 points 11 months ago (44 children)

A pig didn't say they would die for you. It was murdered against its will and then you paid the killer to kill more.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Same as people do/did with other attrocities throughout history. Now you know where you would've stood.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Livin' up to that username, kid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

And I'd do it again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unlike you, I am familiar with the pig government and we actually have an agreement that we eat their death row inmates. Crime has never been so delicious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Okay but actually they grow up in cages and never see daylight. Their tails cut off without anaesthetic.

So yeh.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No pigs go "oink" silly or when they're scared they go "SSSSSSQQQQQQQEEEEEEEE-SSSSSSQQQQEEEEE-SSSSQQQQEEEEEE"

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (3 children)

bacon died for you without its consent

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

"Hey pig I'm gonna eat ya!"

The man I have tied to my bed 🥴

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (7 children)

But given the choice a pig wouldn't die for you, so no bacon isn't love, it's murder.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bacon and narwhal were in fashion at the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

oh of course. Silly me. How could I have forgotten

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but it wasn't consensual.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Choose compassion, not violence. Be the change today, not tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I didn't expect to find any vegan message in this "pure carnist" meme post. This was the #1 comment in the post, that's awesome!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact every food we eat died for us.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lab grown meat is a thing now

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Except for like, fruits, seeds, eggs, dairy etc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only eggs haven't died for us. Fruits and seeds definitely died for us too. Cheese is complicated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Animals died to get eggs and cheese. Also the animals that are giving milk and eggs will die when they reach a certain age. Also I wouldn't consider being in a cage 24/7, never seeing the sun, a "life" exactly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Sure but the eggs haven't died for us. They aren't fertilised either so have no chance of becoming a chicken

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'm stealing this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Fun fact: Gas chambers are often used to kill pigs. You can hear their screaming from outside the facilities as the gas burns them to death from the inside out.

This is common practice.

It is plenty likely the victim in the picture whose mutilated corpse is very disrespectfully converted into sewage by now was gassed to death.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Image Transcription: Meme


[An image of bacon sizzling on a cook surface]

Top text: BACON IS BETTER THAN THAT GIRL (OR GUY) WHO SAID THEY WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Bottom Text: BACON ACTUALLY DID DIE FOR YOU. BACON'S LOVE IS REAL.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

#notmybacon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Bacon will always have a place in my heart. And in my arteries.

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