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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think that's exclusive to Americans, not even close

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What the US calls drunk is just European for an afternoon toast.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a boast but it's actually sad? Like I live in Europe and a lot of people I know seriously have functional alcoholism, but it's normal enough that nobody thinks it a problem until it is. Alcohol is a pretty strong drug. It doesn't matter if you can "take it", it's still doing things in your body.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please let me introduce you to Wisconsin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Australia has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Everyone's all "I don't know how InBev became a multibillion dollar global juggernaut corporation, it must have been YOU slovenly alcoholics!"

The Scots are in the corner, leaning a bit too hard on the bricks, like "If it's named after your country you pretty much HAVE to drink it! At least we don't have problems with beer so long as you keep the pint up straight!"

I can't understand German so I'm sure that's why they all sounded so muddy when they talk. Not the huge steins of beer. No. Don't be silly.

Spiderman pointing at Spiderman pointing at Spiderman until we all fall the hell down. It's nice to have something in common.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP: Russians are not a thing, not at all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They won't be if Putin keeps sending them to die in Ukraine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Doesn’t mean they won’t be drinking, though

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Was gonna say, hold my pint (but only after I've drunk it).

Also US pints are pussies, they should just switch to metric. Meanwhile UK pints are king.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they should just switch to metric

Can you imagine a place that uses imperial units next to metric units, in some unholy alliance that’s clearly worse than imperial units alone? Welcome to the UK, bruv.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I mean we use US customary and metric too, but US customary measurements aren't always the same as Imperial.

1 US pint = 16 US fluid ounces

1 British pint = 20 British fluid ounces

But wait!

1 British pint = 19.2 US fluid ounces

Would you like to know more? Probably not, but anyways: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_the_imperial_and_US_customary_measurement_systems

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

In real money:

1 US pint = 473ml

1 UK pint = 568ml

Meanwhile the standard metric measure is 500ml. So US would benefit from dropping the pint in favour of metric, while UK drinkers would be understandably reluctant. Unfortunately, most UK bottles are now 500ml, thanks to shrinkflation. Newcastle Brown held out for a while, so did ciders, but these days pint bottles are quite rare.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Even better, we refer to bottles of liquor as a pint, a fifth and a handle. A pint is 375ml, a fifth is 750ml and a handle is 1.75l. Not even mixed - metric volumes with US customary names.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Чего вы говорите?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's still a 4% pale ale that tastes like piss though.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Wait, just Americans?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The US is generally a lightweight on this front.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nonsense. Weed is legal in so many states now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

¿Porque no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

France:

Do we drink?

Well, are we going to eat? Like sometime in the future.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Everyday is a holiday when you are on Lemmy!

... I really should drink less.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You have to justify the obsession with alcohol in this society in some way