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For all those Trek fans, Risa Fans, new fans, old fans and oscillating fans out there ... let's test your Trek knowledge.

Who is this man? And What does he do?

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That right there is a union man. He transports strikebreakers to strange new walls.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Good to see Risa hasn't lost sight of Trek history

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

That’s The most important man in Starfleet.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

I've seen exactly 4 episodes of The Star Trek, and in every single one of those episodes, this man suffers but is not allowed to die.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thats John Risa he's the guy who treks all the stars

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

To boldly go.. and fix any random transporter accident

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

That’s O’Brien at work. His work is mostly suffering

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's Keiko's husband. I think he's a plumber.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That’s Keiko’s husband.

Surely she's run off with Thomas Riker by now.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's John Startrek, the titular protagonist of Star Trek.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Little known fact that the entire franchise was named after him

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

That is the Falcon, dangerous man, sometimes allied with Dr. Hippocrates Noah.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Smiley. Coffee, black, double sweet.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

O'Brian and he's here to suffer. I mean transporter work. And suffering.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

That's Irish O'houlihan, he uses his leprechaun magic to teleport people as a convenient plot device

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then where did Molly and Kirayoshi come from?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keiko isn't telling, but he got a beard in season 2.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not even pah wraith Keiko?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That right there is the most important engineer in Starfleet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

This is Odo from engineering. He has a meltdown every night.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The most important person in Starfleet history.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

That's a Leprechaun who stole gold from the Gods and as punishment must live a life of suffering.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The guy with the Irish accent.

In one scene he has no accent, turns out it wasn't him but a shape shifter. I appreciate this love for details

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That's Smiley, and he suffers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Miles Spears, descendant of Britney. He's the bardic engineer. When he fucks up he starts a mini dance routine and sings "Oops I Did It Again"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That's Agent Malloy! He was a huge asset that one time a bunch of convicts hijacked an airplane. Drove a fucking spectacular Corvette, too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

That's Jimmy Rabbitte's da' and he's very proud of his son who aspires to manage an Irish soul band in the tradition of 1960s African-American recording artists.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Commitments_(film)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's the military leader of the Genii.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He is Suffering, and he suffers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think the answer you're looking for is

Yes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's Cowen, former Chief of the Genii.

Looks like he has a nice retirement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That would be Cowen and he's chief of the Genii.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The most important person in Starfleet and he does everything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's Montgomery Scott, and he runs the transporters on the Enterprise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or, as he's known to his crewmates, "Monty."

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Don't remember his name, but his accent is the same as all the great starship engineers: Akron, Ohio.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

He’s the vapoorizer guy who makes the poop disappear!

But where does the poop go?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Starfleet officers just shit their pants and teleport it out into space.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He's Morgan the Goat, he took Hugh Grant up a hill or a mountain, it's a little contested and fuzzy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's Miles. His main job is to ensure that both the strongness and sweetness of correctly ordered raktajino are precisely double. In his spare time he ensures fair play at the dart board at Quark's.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Conan O'Brien. Starship personality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's that engineer guy from the original star trek, not sure why he's got a weird shirt on though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He recently made captain, show the man some respect.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He's responsible for most of the knowledge the Discovery crew acquired about how to deal with trauma and loss after they time-jumped.

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