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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That moment where you finally convince your boss it's not worth fixing, and then you instantly think of a way to easily solve it.

[–] philm 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The annoying thing is, when it's happened it's been like a day's work tops. Making your initial declaration of "can't be done without rewriting all of it" look very silly.

It usually involves working backwards from unholy abomination the sales team, your manager and the customer fucked into existence between them, and just find out what problem the customer actually wants solving.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How some people are in comments. Always gotta get that one last comment in the chain in.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Isoprenoid 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Isoprenoid 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Isoprenoid 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there actually a limit to how far a comment thread can go?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it just continues forever until the ui either fails or doesnt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or until someone of us here stops commenting

[–] Isoprenoid 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Two reply from two people at the exact same time. Do I need to answer both of you to win now?

Btw really nice meme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, one is enough. ^^ Curiosity got the better of me thinking about how squished the UI might end up looking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for allowing me to only write one comment all the time.

[–] Isoprenoid 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, one comment keeps it simple. We're just stress testing.

[–] philm 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're in the third rainbow, keep building more stripes lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No worrys. I will never stop.

[–] philm 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And we're about to enter the fourth rainbow dimension in the next comment...

[–] emptyother 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Isoprenoid 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, looks like 40% filled up on my screen atm.

[–] philm 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rookie numbers, it's probably 15% on my screen, There's space for a lot more rainbows

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My screen is used 50% now on my Fairphone 3+

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope we're all talking about portrait orientation. Oh boy, filling it up in landscape mode seems a daunting task. °!°

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my App landscape is the same because it makes splitscreen between the Post and the comment section. So the comments are the same width.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see, somehow completely forgot that apps might be different. In browser version in landscape (I just noticed) there's also the right sidebar, which reserves some space. So it wouldn't even have to go all the way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's getting really tight here.

[–] philm 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plenty of space for me still (browser version on desktop)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea the moment I have no space here anymore I have to switch to desktop.

[–] philm 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Let's start the sixth rainbow!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice, bit over half way point here.

[–] philm 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just calculated exact subpixel accuracy, for me it's exactly 20.5̅9̅5̅5̅3̅3̅4̅9̅8̅7̅5̅9̅3̅0̅5̅2̅1̅0̅9̅1̅8̅1̅1̅4̅1̅4̅3̅9̅2̅0̅ % that is still missing to fill the whole comment body with rainbows, way to go!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thats not accurate anymore because of my reply. Recalculate please.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (20 children)

I do wonder if there's a hard limit at some point regarding "nested replies"...

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