E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?
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windows and macos normies have one joke
2 jokes, the other one is running video games on linux
lmao you're not wrong xD thankfully linux gaming is getting there :D
Linux gamers have one copium infused reply
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you're not wrong :3
They use Windows/MacOS …So they have at least 2 jokes!
I use Arch btw.
🙄 oh you~
i use void, btw
maybe you'd like this better, you non-normie you
(credit to xkcd, of course)
ty, i did like this better 💙
Xkcd got the COVID date wrong by a couple centuries...
terrified of the notion of some elon musk project, btw xD
I like the hacker aesthetician tho.
the wut now? xD i'm out of the lööp
I like having text flying everywhere and cool terminal stuff.
ohhh lol the "aesthetician" threw me off xD i'm pretty sure that's someone who helps with your face? you mean "aesthetics". tbh, one of the hardest words to spell
When I was in high school, I was wandering around NASA's FTP site. They had a bunch of cool things, like Hubble pictures, or rocket schematics.
My dad walked by, and looked over my shoulder. He saw me looking at one of the schematics and thought I'd hacked NASA.
Like on movies, when they ar hacking into a system, and they have htop in one screen and they are doing an apt update && apt upgrade on the other lol
Go into a bar or coffee shop and go to http://hackertyper.com/
Some lady once came up to me and my friends and asked if we were hacking things.
We lied and said yes. But we were just working on homework.
sudo dnf unzip
No such command: unzip. Please use /usr/bin/dnf --help
It could be a DNF plugin command, try: "dnf install 'dnf-command(unzip)'"