I exhaled from my nose, but at the end this joke doesn't seem fair.
I've been running Artix for years, because I wanted to try it out for fun and now am too lazy to switch, cause most things just work. I update weekly just fine and sometimes I have to write an init file for openrc.
The biggest pain point was when I was trying to debug an issue which crashed KDE and realised that there is no journalctl ofc.