AKA thousands of people are so terminally stupid that even such an implant cannot cause any damage to already f-uped brain remains.
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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Didn’t realize so many people have already had lobotomies.
Well, there's obviously nothing inside their skulls anyway 😜.
Man I'd love to get this if literally anyone else was behind it, I always wanted to be a cyborg.
I would not trust anything that isn't FOSS hardware in this space. Stuff like your phone is one thong, but something that directly connects to your brain? Like, your actual being? Yeah, no, I'd rather keep it as independent and autonomous as possible from the grips of capitalism.
The best part of ShadowRun's dystopian future: the cyberware.
The moment this becomes widespread you know there are going to be people figuring out how to jailbreak the chips. I'm down for the idea of cybernetics but no way would I get any kind of implant even capable of a wireless connection.
This is how the zombie apocalypse begins.. loads crossbow...
On the bright side even at worst case scenario nothing of value will be lost.