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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to ruin the joke or anything, but 100% there is Mexican food in Japan.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Also, if Mexican food gives you that many problems, you should probably see a doctor or quit eating Mexican food.

Or buy some Chipotle Away

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Worst shits I've ever had wasn't from Mexican food. Gas, yes, I don't do beans all that well.

Worst shits, that would be Indian food, at some street stall in India.

And it's not like it gave me food poisoning either, I was feeling perfectly fine.

But the poop an hour later was like an explosion of liquid poop.

And the smell. Still the worst thing I've ever smelled and I've been up close to a corpse flower and eaten Surströmming.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It probably wasn't the food that was the problem but the water used in it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also an hour later wouldn't be the food they just consumed since it takes longer to pass through your system.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If you eat something loaded with bacteria, like Staphylococcus aureus or Bacillus cereus your intestinal track reacts very quickly to start clearing your system. It’s basically clearing the runway to get the infected waste out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I didn't eat meat for 25 years, so I've just gotten used to ordering everything at Taco Bell with "beans instead of meat." Same experience- extra flatulence, yes. Meme worthy diarrhea, definitely not. But then recently they got my order wrong and it was all meat. I eat meat now, so I figured why make a fuss, just eat it. I learned that day what the memes were about.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was wrong the last time it was posted, and it's wrong now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Indeed, why do people somehow think there isn't Mexican food in Japan?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because they've never been to Japan, probably

I haven't either. I would have assumed the Mexican selection is pretty limited and hard to find.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They have Taco Bell. So they have at least a Mexican-like food available.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

biiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is that a sales floor with the demo toilets hooked up to water or an open concept public bathroom?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

If you build it, they will come.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's an ice cream shop that caters to the lactose intolerant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They got a tv hooked up on the other wall so you can hang out with the boys while dropping the kids off at the pool together

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they have the 3 seashells?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One see-spray

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Those toilets are truly a blessing. They take a bit to figure out but once you do it's happiness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just throw a bunch of 7 spice on everything or have some Korean BBQ in Tokyo.