Well who is over serving them?
-department of liquor control, probably.
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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Of course it's Montana
They only live in Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho, so there's a 33.3% chance of it being in Montana.
No, it's 50%. They either live in Montana or not.
By that logic, every person has a 50% chance of living in Antarctica. Either they live there, or they don't. Hell, every sports team has a 50% chance of winning a championship. Either they win one, or they don't. Every person has a 50% chance of becoming president of North Korea too.
I could go on, but I'm already bored.
Of course you got bored, rattling off statistical facts like that
Idk about of course, I wouldve pegged it at about a 50/50
Rattling off complex statistics like that is my life.
Every one of your examples are correct.
Sigh. It was obviously a joke.