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If one was indistinguishable from the other: taste, scent, texture, temperature, etc. You can't tell apart the real thing from your choice, but you know 100% what you are eating.

What would you choose and why?

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure no one’s ever gotten dysentery or cholera from chocolate flavored poop either.

Correct me if I’m wrong…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's how my grandpappy went.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I was there, I seent it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not that different from the gross flavored jelly beans that used to be sold

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Definitely chocolate because poop is full of germs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Not my poop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Wash it first

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno, do we get to try samples of both?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you mix them, they cancel each other out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In what way? Because there a lot of bad things about poo other than the taste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In a joking way. It was a goof.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

If I had a choice, neither.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Easy.
Poop flavored chocolate.

Chances are, it would be more healthy (unless deliberately using poop itself as an ingredient).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I'd definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, but you'd rather eat actual shit than bad tasting chocolate?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah I'm as confident about the shit chocolate as this guy is about the chocolate shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Chocolate flavoured shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So I've have the cat poop coffee (Kopi Luwak) before and it was absolutely revolting, tasted nothing like coffee. So probably poop flavored chocolate is the way to go.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

chocolate-flavored poop. If it’s 100% indistinguishable from a chocolate bar, this is probably just poop from a unicorn or some other mythical beast that only poops wholesome things.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Chocolate. Can hold my nose. Huge portion of taste comes from scent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What a shitty question! 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Strangely had this thought earlier today because I got asked this back in the day but definitely eat the chocolate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is mr-satan the king of scat 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he's distracted.