I'm straight and attracted to women. That means whatever I fuck is a women regardless of their genitals.
(The Jonny Bravo approach)
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This. Tbh this shit just confirms my attraction to women.
My cis-genderness on the other hand...
I prefer to think of it as the Some Like It Hot approach.
Nobody's perfect!
If I can name the artist, how fucked am I?
That only means you have good taste
Long live Dross
To quote the great Jermaine Clement, how could it be gay if I'm picturing you as a woman?
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femboys are hot
There is this person I follow on social media for perfectly SFW reasons (that's a lie), and at first, I thought, "femboy hot," but then I learnt that she's a woman, and although she's still hot, it's a different kind of hot. Still following her, though.
i see dross i vote up
Now i'm ace.
Thanks Oba- er boys.
I'm Ace. Imagine my confusion when femboys were appealing to look at but not sexually desirable for me. (Cis Male)
I'm not into Children, sorry.
When I see these uber cute images I just kinda imagine a real human in my mind and they come out looking my age (mid twenties). As a fan of people playing with their gender and presentation and posting pictures of it, though, the youngest looking person Ive seen is 35... So all of those 20 year olds better keep taking care of themselves.
Cartoons have missing features, so it leaves room for your own interpretation of it. Isn't it wonderful?
But the features that are present are round faces, bangs in face, oversized sweater, wristbands, denim overalls, etc which all kind of allude to children's features and fashion. I'm not saying it was wrong to make this or post this, it's a cool image, I just feel no attraction to it and therefor the caption has comically failed.
I totally understand this, because we often attribute features that are either androgynous or culturally considered feminine (but especially androgynous features) with prepubescence. So you've got the rounded faces and lack of secondary sex characteristics that we would associate with older people, plus fashion that could easily be considered "younger," and despite probably being intended to be 20 or so, they look much younger.
As somebody who's got that scruffy white Jesus look going on but doesn't have a square jawline and often wears hoodies, I've more than once been mistaken for a high school/college student - even by high school students no less - despite being in my 30s. Being hit on by college kids almost 10 years younger than you is an awkward experience I would not wish on anyone. As is having your mom be mistaken for your grandmother.
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I assume boys is adults in this context, in which case 🥰 boys 🥰
I think you interpreting the characters in the image says more about you than it says about the artist tbh
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Umm still undecided. Can I get a few more to help make up my mind?
(/jk heterosexuality was always a lie)
Nope. Still pan. They only destroyed 15% of the heterosexuality.
The three on the left just look like the typical anime Teenager that gets sexualised.
And failing miserably at it.
Nope, try again.
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