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So you’re going to commit a murder.

Jokes on you. That's her kink.

I'm jealous of you

On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp's ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she's upset with you like an angry dachshund.

On the right, Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn't trust her alone with your kids friends.

Amber Heard: Johnny Depp's ex-wife. There was a highly popularized court case recently where it was revealed that she was highly abusive toward Depp, both physically and mentally. In one case, she threw a wine bottle at him, resulting in one of Depp's fingers being smashed apart. He had to go to the hospital to get it repaired. After the divorce, she would claim (and still claims) that Depp was the abusive one in the relationship.

Jada Pinkett Smith: Will Smith's wife. People have been picking apart the relationship recently and have realized that Jada does not love Will Smith. In fact, it seems that Jada is doing everything in her power to humiliate Will. She has admitted, without any remorse or shame, that she has cheated on Will with her son's friend. And in interviews, she would constantly speak badly of Will. Despite this, Will appears unwilling to let Jada go, and appears to still love her

Your should consider yourself lucky, but I'll do you the disfavour of explaining that Heard is Johnny Depp's ex who was clearly highlighted as a horrid, horrid person in a recent trial, while Smith is Will Smith's ex, who cheated on him with their son's friend and who also seems pretty horrid.

They're talking about looks, obviously...