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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's face it, it's because the housing market is destroyed so they have to live with their parents πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Fuuuuck... Just rolling out the deep cuts

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I love watching porn, i really do.

But when i'm watching a movie/tv show, i wanna get some actual plot, you know?

I'm not against the presence of nudity/sex scenes in media. But i'm tired of seeing people on the screen copulating just for the sake of it (again, unless it's porn).

I know that there are people who do have casual sex often (it's kind of a cultural thing), but for a lot of us that's just isn how it goes (or at least not in our current situation).

My point is, i want to see good writing, that does not have to force sex in order to be interesting or have high ratings.

Unfortunately, it seems the more tech we have, the less time and money do the big companies want to invest on making a good product.

Thus, support independent film makers!!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hmm... Best we can do is have ol Oppenheimer say his famous catchphrase in the middle of sex. You sure you don't want that?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

No, i don't.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My thing is that I know sex sells, and my monkey brain still gets drawn to that stuff. But I dont that it feels like I'm being bombarded by it from all sources. It's tiring and doesn't feel healthy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do-do-do-do-do!! Do-do-do-do-do!!

Do it HEALTHY!! πŸ₯©πŸ₯¬

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only want gay sex in media. Straight sex makes me uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

this is the truth. gen z is not "puritanical" we just don't like boring cookie cutter shit.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

!The concept of sex in movies already reached its peak with Porky’s, and any attempts to improve on that are just embarrassing.!<

Never change Onion. πŸ˜„

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of their, "Art historians remain confused as to why anyone would create new art when Megadeth's Rust in Piece already exists."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sex is really meant to be viewed live, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Sex is unrealistic. It was created by Walt Disney in the 1930s to make Donald Duck seem interesting, but nobody actually does it.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Look, I'm just some boring ace girl who happily lives with her ace girlfriend in our sex less lives. And sure we can appreciate a tasteful sex scene if it serves the plot.

But GAWD, so much media is horny on main.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

if it serves the plot

To be perfectly honest, I can't think of a single movie right now where this would even apply. The movies I can think of wouldn't exactly change much if those scenes were removed ...

On a semi-related note, I am personally also sick of romance being shoehorned into movies where it doesn't belong, doesn't further the plot, or even outright takes away from the main story. WTF was Tauriel doing in "the Hobbit" for example? The literally only point she served was being a flick for one of the less important dwarves, and they knew each other for maybe like six hours of which said dwarf was unconscious for at least four of them. But sure, let's call it True Loveβ„’ and shove it into a movie that's already nearly 3 hours long. sigh

I have nothing against romance in movies in general - but it needs to actually fit the narrative at least.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Do you think Jason Vorhees could have killed all those teenagers if they didn't have sex all over his favourite camping grounds?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This belongs in the Onion article lmfao.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

β€œIt makes my AI girlfriend uncomfortable.”

Haha, The Onion is killing it, like always.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

My favorite: "We held a meeting and decided being radically open about gender while adopting a puritanical outlook on sex was the best way to shock Boomers to death"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

β€œExistence is pain, and sex is just a sedative.”

πŸ€” I mean.. They're not wrong

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well yeah. With how easy it is to find porm why go to movies and tv to see it?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Real reason: They all still live at home, have to watch with their parents, and will do until their parents die of old age.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ficticious quotes in that article are absolutely brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago

For real. This one got me the best:

β€œWe held a meeting and decided being radically open about gender while adopting a puritanical outlook on sex was the best way to shock Boomers to death.”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What are you saying? That it seems today all you see is violence and movies and sex on TV?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah! Where are those good old-fashioned values?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You mean those values on which we used to rely?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Is The Onion doing facts instead of satire now? This hits hard.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Removing the /j, a lot of modern media really does push on that sex drive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The amount of the population that is truly asexual is insanely low, and sex is biologically intended to arouse (in all senses of the word). Gotta reach the widest audience possible, and excite them when reached

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I think if the sex scenes were done well, that'd be one thing (still wouldn't interest me, but I can see how they'd speak to others), but most of it is so bad. I finally watched Bridgerton a couple weeks ago and I can't figure out why people were so horny for 30 seconds of some dude jackhammering away in the missionary position. Like why is it even necessary to show that mediocrity? Just skip it and add a little more plot.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I don't know what media you're watching, but I can't recall much of any in the past few years. Then again, I don't watch every single movie that comes out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Why remove the jizz?

But, again removing the j/, i wholeheartedly agree, with one exception: if it's done like sam & emma in genV.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love that TokenBoomer posted this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We just need to finally start adapting Brandon Sanderson's books into games, shows and movies

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Let's wait for the 1st one to fall for this and be posted in AteTheOnion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do we not realize this is satire? Go to every other country and you will see way more sex and much less violence on the Tele. Seems like we could do some good in the US by changing our viewing habits.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But where are those good old fashion values (trumpets) on which we used to relyyuyy… lucky there’s a family guy. Lucky there’s a man who, positively can do all the things that make us (laugh and cry). HES A FAMILYYYY GUYYYYYYY

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I (26), absoutely as old as can be for a Gen Z, personally want more sex in movies. I dont watch anything mainstream, anything PG-13. The movie I watched last night included a sexual assault. And that movie was fucking thought provoking. I wanna make that choice that what I watch is graphic. And guess what I live with my Mom and watch with her. She's a badass.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You didn’t tell us the movie. Such a tease.

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