Look at these grippers though
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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As long as I don't have to mate with Tom Paris, it seems like a good trade.
Risa is leaking.
Goals
Same, but no one's buying my foot pics.
There's your problem, feet pics sell better. Nobody is interested in a single foot, doesn't matter the price per toe you're offering.
Yeah nobody want's foots pics from fat chicks. Fuck. At least I don't have student loans, so I got that going for me
Hey now, dont speak for all of usπ
I don't! I know many of you have studant loans
I wasn't talking about the loans π
I love happy endings.
Time to create Facebook
There are times I hike out to the woods and find a nice spot where I can't hear the lawn mowers, the car horns and tires, the barking dogs. I don't smell the exhaust fumes and fertilizer. Nothing around me but birds, breeze, animals scurrying around, bugs in the grass.
These moments are so precious. I can turn the modern brain off for a bit and just be an animal in nature.
This guy lizards
youβre still a lizard
Thought this was going to be some sort of Mark Zuk redirect.
One downside of being a lizard: there's always the risk that while you're enjoying your nice nap in the sun, a bird of prey is barreling down on you with the speed and precision of a fighter jet and you won't even know it until you've been violently jerked awake. Just in time to realize that you are completely fucked.
So, you know, it's a tradeoff. No student loans, or really any responsibilities, but also dramatically higher risk of sudden violent death.
there's always the risk that while you're enjoying your nice nap in the sun, a bird of prey is barreling down on you
Damn Romulans! They ruin everything nice.
I would much rather a rude awakening and a gleaming beak, than the slow dismantling of everything I ever tried to achieve
GUY: It's all true, mister. You gotta believe me.
MULDER: I want to believe.
X-Files s10 e3
Impeccable timing! I just said to be the smartest species, we sure are dumb. None of the rest of the flora and fauna are the reason for extracting most of the planet, and eying the East and Westβs wars du jour, maybe the planet. π
There's also the fact that throughout the history of civilization we have to spend more time working to exist as population density increases. India 70 hour average working week, European cave man 20 hour working week, one mammoth is a lot of food.
In the late Permian, Bug eats you