Not a big fan of the gates either
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Naw, we just buy ones where the lattice is diagonal.
In other words, we install X Windows.
As if a Linux user wouldn't insist on make-ing their own windows, from scratch...
With blackjack! And hookers!
25 years and still can't be run on bare metal.
Build house out of glass, no windows necessary.
Those who open the windows, let the bugs in.
I don't know. Opening Windows might result in fewer bugs.
yeah cause every bug is actually a feature
can confirm
Linux is like a wigwam. No gates, no windows, Apache inside.
We can virtualize that, having the outside on a monitor counts right?