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this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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Just use the 3 shells
Also, have a toilet plunger in your bathroom. I went to a party and the toilet clogged after a one wiper. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we just left.
Don't you people have knives?
Always a Swiss knife for those ocassions
At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.
Definitely. A bit harder to eat though
186 upvotes? I don't get it, how is this a shitpo— oooh
the rare combined PSA-shitpost
Have exactly on sheet for every person. Make them fight for it or suffer trying to finish with just one sheet.
Teach them that freedom and wiping doesn't come free
That cardboard roll is good for at least 3 wipes.
That's plenty for guests for the weekend
Install a washlets/bidet and tp lasts forever.
Good advice even when you don't have people over
Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mud pie
Yeah they be eatin this stuff all night
charge them for it